The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
(via i-owe-yous)
Source: tumbledore-
“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper
(via goddamnyourebeautiful)
Source: greydelisle
Ellie woke me up at 8 in the morning… I am conflicted, as she is adorable but I am the most tired.
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
Source: pizza
By the time I leave for Disney, I will…
Have a new phone, complete with instagram so I can chronicle my experiences
Have new tires
Have new glasses
Have a fixed thyroid
Have no wisdom teeth
Have a new body. Hopefully. Getting there.
Please let me get this surgery. Please? Please.
